banter

>JUST TRY TO STOP US ALL

the twins: paisog-isog ka ron. ganahan ka kakaon ug tingga? [you're trying to be tough. do you want to eat lead?]

>the two of you are no match for us!
we will scrub your face in the ground!!

Serenity: LET ME GIVE YOU MATCH TO BURN YOU ALL!!!

>WRONG GRAMMAR AGAIN!!
HAVE YOU HAD PROPER ENGLISH EDUCATION?

Guest: Hey! Grammar can never be wrong, as grammar refers to rules...let's put it this way: "incorrect sentence construction".
so you are well versed with the english language huh? and you have had "proper englishe education" am quite surprised kiddo....

>"grammar can never be wrong"?
are you retarded?
if grammar can never be wrong, how come students
need to study correct grammar?

AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPELL!!!
ENGLISH -- NOT ENGLISHE
YOU BETTER STICK TO SPEAKING VISAYAN

Guest: See? You could not even understand very simple ENGLISH statements! When I said grammar can never be wrong as it is a technical term used to refer to rules on how words and their component parts should be combined to form correct sentences, it simply means: GRAMMAR=RULES! It's as simple as that. It's inappropriate then to say the phrase "wrong grammar" confidently and gracefully! Universally established and accepted GRAMMAR (or RULES) can only be VIOLATED! It would be ridiculous to say "wrong grammar". But don't worry, it wouldnt make a you RETARDED to say such. ENGLISH is not your native language anyway. I would understand. What I find surprising is that, more and more people are trying too hard to be cool, witty and well-versed when in fact they are not. I really find it pitiful when some amateurs and literary wannabes hate to be corrected. They are exposing their real identity in a very vulgar manner. So sad.....

>I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO ARGUE WITH THIS.
FOR YOUR SPECIES' SAKE, TRY TO UNDERSTAND THE
DEFINITION OF "WRONG" HERE:
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=WRONG
AND TRY NOT TO EMBARASS THE REST OF YOUR KIND
BY BEING TOO OBVIOUSLY RETARDED