Friday, February 22, 2222

first contact


>ARE YOU TALKING TO US?

Thursday, February 21, 2222


>OR ARE YOU TALKING TO US?

Wednesday, February 20, 2222

Serenity: WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU GUYS. . .YOU'RE BEST NON-HUMANS TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH!!!

>WRONG GRAMMAR!
YOUR "WANNABE" ATTITUDE IS DEPRESSING.
YOU SHOULD STICK TO YOUR NATIVE LANGUAGE.

Tuesday, February 19, 2222

banter


>JUST TRY TO STOP US ALL

the twins: paisog-isog ka ron. ganahan ka kakaon ug tingga? [you're trying to be tough. do you want to eat lead?]

>the two of you are no match for us!
we will scrub your face in the ground!!

Serenity: LET ME GIVE YOU MATCH TO BURN YOU ALL!!!

>WRONG GRAMMAR AGAIN!!
HAVE YOU HAD PROPER ENGLISH EDUCATION?

Guest: Hey! Grammar can never be wrong, as grammar refers to rules...let's put it this way: "incorrect sentence construction".
so you are well versed with the english language huh? and you have had "proper englishe education" am quite surprised kiddo....

>"grammar can never be wrong"?
are you retarded?
if grammar can never be wrong, how come students
need to study correct grammar?

AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPELL!!!
ENGLISH -- NOT ENGLISHE
YOU BETTER STICK TO SPEAKING VISAYAN

Guest: See? You could not even understand very simple ENGLISH statements! When I said grammar can never be wrong as it is a technical term used to refer to rules on how words and their component parts should be combined to form correct sentences, it simply means: GRAMMAR=RULES! It's as simple as that. It's inappropriate then to say the phrase "wrong grammar" confidently and gracefully! Universally established and accepted GRAMMAR (or RULES) can only be VIOLATED! It would be ridiculous to say "wrong grammar". But don't worry, it wouldnt make a you RETARDED to say such. ENGLISH is not your native language anyway. I would understand. What I find surprising is that, more and more people are trying too hard to be cool, witty and well-versed when in fact they are not. I really find it pitiful when some amateurs and literary wannabes hate to be corrected. They are exposing their real identity in a very vulgar manner. So sad.....

>I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO ARGUE WITH THIS.
FOR YOUR SPECIES' SAKE, TRY TO UNDERSTAND THE
DEFINITION OF "WRONG" HERE:
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=WRONG
AND TRY NOT TO EMBARASS THE REST OF YOUR KIND
BY BEING TOO OBVIOUSLY RETARDED

Monday, February 18, 2222

exchanging insults

Guest: WE NEED A STRONG LEADER.
we need a leader who will do what is right, and not what is popular.
true leaders that focus not on what is popular but on what is right, and instead of taking comfort in the placid present, act to move the world forward.
we need someone who can whip our asses if they need whipping.
someone who will put us in line and in our places, instead of appeasing our whims for popularity's sake.
WE ARE LOST SHEEP, AND WOLVES ABOUND. WE NEED A SHEPHERD TO LEAD THE WAY.


Guest: YES, YOU ARE RIGHT.
BUT IT WOULD BE BEST IF YOU BECOME ONE.


Guest: You too.

Payude: yes, all of us. tha most effective way to find a leader is to start making yourself as one.

Guest: I think what we need is our commitment to truly deliver our respective services in the local government that promote the spirit of transparency, accountability, participatory and good governance

Guest: O, gud! Corruption prevails because of eroded Character. That's fundamental. So to start, it Character spark in your heart - our ticket to peace and prosperity.


>stupid hopes.
all you will ever be is what you are right now.
pathetic, incompetent, lazy people.
you got what you deserved.
a society that is pathetic, incompetent, and going down the drain

Guest: IS THAT POSSIBLE? IT IS EASIER TO BLAME THAN TO ASSERT ONES' RESPONSIBILITIES

>HOW? THERE IS NOTHING YOU PEOPLE CAN DO.
YOU ARE A DOOMED PEOPLE, A DOOMED COUNTRY, A DOOMED SOCIETY.
NO HOPE ON YOUR LEADERS, AND NO HOPE ON YOU AS INDIVIDUALS.


Friend: Look at yourself? while you are pointing 1 finger to others, 4 are pointing at you. nakadulot ba ang character first nimo? [did the lessons of character first sink in?] my friend, you cannot change others..except yourself.

Guest: i don't believe in your quotation agent smith and if you think you are like that don't push other people to be like you. we are not like who are those very pissimistic in this kind of situation that we are facing right now. i believe that there is still hope waiting ahead of us.
I believe that there is a concrete reason why is this happening. and i always believe that there is always a positive solution to every existing problems. MIND YOU!


Guest: dili na quotation ni agent smith oy! original na niya... [agent smith did not quote that! it's originally his...]


>at least there are a few islands of intelligence amidst an ocean of idiots


Guest: Unsay Original Kinopya ra na nya na sa libro oi... unsa guy nabal.an anang agent smith... [what do you mean "original", he just copied that from a book... agent smith does not know anything...] He is the most idiot person i've ever known... And he is just showing his idiocy...

>the most idiot? wrong grammar!
you are obviously deep in the ocean.

Guest: it truly shows your truly an idiot and a gay in the neighborhood

>wrong grammar again!
you must be retarded, in which case no amount of correction can compensate for your deficiency in brain matter.
or you are a loser, which might explain your out of topic comments.
either way, retard or loser, it definitely runs in your genes.

Gayst?: WHAT? AGENT SMITH IS GAY? UMMMMMMMMM.....IT'S POSSIBLE.....

Guest: AGENT SMITH, JUST WANNA ASK. ARE U GAY? PLEASE ANSWER STRAIGHTFORWARD.

>WHAT MADE YOU THINK I'M MALE, IN THE FIRST PLACE?
TYPICAL HUMAN ASSUMPTION (WITHOUT THE PROPER BACKUP OF LOGICAL PROOF).
JUST BECAUSE MY CHARACTER IN THE MOVIE "THE MATRIX" IS MALE, YOU STUPIDLY ASSUMED I'M ALSO MALE, IN THE ABSENCE OF LOGICAL REASONING.
OF COURSE, THAT IS TO BE EXPECTED OF YOUR LITTLE BRAIN (AND EVEN SMALLER D*CK).
plus, you're grammar is wrong yet again!!
jeez!!! aren't you ashamed to broadcast to the world your mental handicap?


Pee: Yes he is gay. A closeted one. Remember the picture he posted at "Oust Gloria or NoT?" Those two white men in tight shorts? White men tickle his fancy. But I think he is coming out soon. Posting such a picture is a good indicator. Let us be nice to him for he never had a happy childhood. His parents think that homosexuality is an embarassment, that's why he opted to hide inside the closet.
Miserable. That's a perfect description of how he lives his life, living inside a self-made closet where you can never see anything or anybody for it's too dark inside.
In the confines of his self-made world, he pretends to be the absolute ruler. Haven't you noticed why he speaks/writes as if he is the only one who has the authority to make a statement? Remember how many times he uses the words retardate, idiot and loser? Those are the words that his parents kept on telling him at home. Smith uses up everything he can think of in the net (pretending to be the best, etc) simply because he can't do it in real life. Because in real life, he is a lamer. Mr. Smith, the closeted queen, (who keeps on using the phrase "wrong grammar when he actually means incorrect sentence construction) suffered a lot of indignation and mental anguish in his youth.
Agent Smith has had enough already. He needs a shrink. So friends, lets be nice to him. If he finally comes out, let's welcome him with open arms and enlist him in The Great Federation. For a start I'd say, "Its a beautiful world outside Smith.....please come out now..I'm willing to help you"...and may I add this cliche'.."It's really IN to be OUT"!!!

Guest: YOU ARE RIGHT! HE IS TRULY MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY HANDICAPPED AND SHE WANTED TO PROVE TO THE WHOLE WORLD THAT HE IS THE MOST INTELLIGENT IN WHICH SHE IS NOT...

Guest: I think it is highly unlikely for a woman or female to use such name as "Agent Smith" or post Matrix pictures, except perhaps if she is a T-Bird. It is very unusual also for a real male to use words as "wrong grammar" or "retardate" or "loser". Smith's choice of words is suspicious.


>ARE YOU TRYING TO PSYCHOANALYZE HERE? WOW, THAT'S A HUGE STEP FOR SOMEONE WITH DOWN'S SYNDROME.
AND SINCE YOU INSIST ON CONNECTING THE BIKERS' PICTURE WITH HOMOSEXUALITY, IT'S MORE PROBABLE THAT YOU ARE GAY!
HAVEN'T YOU THINK ABOUT THAT POSSIBILITY?
TO OTHERS IT WOULD JUST BE A PICTURE.
BUT TO YOU, YES YOU, IT IS A SIGN!
A SIGN OF HOMOSEXUAL TENDENCIES!
I BET IT TICKLED YOU IN DARK PLACES WHEN YOU LOOKED AT THAT PICTURE. I BET YOU ARE PEEKING AT IT TIME AND AGAIN.
AND WHEN YOU LOOK AT THAT PICTURE, I BET YOUR EYES WANDER AND IGNORE THE BIKES, THE HELMETS, THE UNIFORMS.
I KNOW WHERE YOUR EYES FOCUS WHEN YOU LOOK AT THAT PICTURE!
IT TICKLES YOU, RIGHT?
IT TICKLES YOU IN PLACES WHERE YOU LIKE TO BE TICKLED...


Guest: I THINK WE ARE TALKING TO A MOST SELF-CENTERED PERSON WHO'S TRYING TO BRING US ALL TO THE MOST UNDESIRABLE WORLD OF IDIOT COMMUNITY. IMAGINE SHE'S PUSHING US TO BE OUT OF THE TOPIC...
PEPS LETS GO BACK TO THE MAIN TOPIC AND LET US ALL IGNORE THE MOST SELF-CENTERED, MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY RETARDED INDIVIDUAL...
IGNORE WHATEVER HE/SHE POST IN THIS FORUM... KULANG RA NA SA PANSIN NGA INDIVIDUAL... [that individual just lacks attention]

Pee: So, the foul-mouthed, closeted fag is back!
Actually Smith, you dont have to try too hard to be noticed when all you wanted is same-S affection. All you need to do is to get out of your closet and let go of your self! August is the best time to let your hair down, sans ribbons and colorful hair pins. It's the perfect moment to shout "fabulous"! Should you decide not to seek professional attention, you can try aroma therapy, using the perfect blend of essential oils of lavender, lemongrass and honey.


>AND THE HTML-ILLITERATE, FAG-OBSESSED, RETARDS ARE BACK.
FIRST, LEARN HOW TO "QUOTE" PROPERLY. BASIC HTML LITERACY IS PROBABLY OUT OF YOUR MENTAL CAPACITY ANYWAY, SO DON'T BOTHER.
NEXT, REALIZE THAT YOU ARE THE ONE WHO INSISTS ON ME BEING FAG, WHICH YOU DO FOR ANY AMOUNT OF REASON YOU CAN FIND.
WHICH MEANS YOU ARE OBESSED WITH ME BEING A FAG. WHICH MEANS YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH HOMOSEXUALITY (OTHERWISE, YOU COULD HAVE OBSESSED WITH ME BEING A PSYCOPATH).
BUT NO, YOU NEED ME TO BE A FAG, EVEN THOUGH THERE ARE A MILLION OTHER THINGS I COULD BE.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU WANT TO THINK ABOUT FAGS.
YOU PROBABLY DREAM ABOUT THEM DURING COLD NIGHTS.
YOU PROBABLY TOUCH YOURSELF TOO WHILE DREAMING, DURING THOSE COLD NIGHTS.
YOU DREAM OF THEM, THE FAGS, ALL THE TIME... RIGHT?
AND YOU ALWAYS FEEL A TINGLING SENSATION, AN ITCH THAT YOU CANNOT SCRATCH.
AN ITCH THAT ONLY A FAG CAN SCRATCH.
IN PLACES THAT ARE DARK AND SMELLY


Guest: Yes Smith, I admit I am HTML-Illiterate. But HTML is not the real world. Im very much happy living in the real one for I never dreamt of becoming HTML wannabe. But you know what? You perfectly remind me of that guy who figures in a suspension brouhaha. His personality is so odd yet amusing. Dont lose your cool Smith..Your poise.........ikaw din.... [you too...]


>BUT YOU CAREFULLY VEERED FROM THE "DARK AND SMELLY" PART OF THE REPLY.
IT JUST HIT THE RIGHT PART, I BET.
AND YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT A "GUY IN SUSPENSION BROUHAHA".
THAT'S INTERESTING.
FIRST, AN OBSSESION OF FAGS. THEN SIDE-STEPPING AN ISSUE OF "DARK AND SMELLY".
THEN TALKING ABOUT SOME "GUY".
I WON'T JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS HERE, BUT THERE MUST BE SOMETHING GOING ON IN YOUR MIND THAT CAUSES YOU TO ACT THIS WAY.
DOES IT INVOLVE PARTS OF YOUR BODY THAT NEVER SEES THE LIGHT?
DOES IT INVOLVE TINGLING SENSATIONS THAT ONLY SOMEONE CAN ALLEVIATE?
DOES IT INVOLVE SOMETHINGS THAT ARE SOFT AND HARD AND SMELLY AND TITILLATING?
YOU MUST BE THINKING ABOUT THOSE THINGS ALL THE TIME.
ALL THE TIME, ESPECIALLY DURING YOUR LONELY TIMES.

Sunday, February 17, 2222

details and technicalities

Serenity: What's the use of intellect to qualify better decision to make? Animals are moved with instinct but humans do not. But rather they are motivated by what their conscience and mind can provide. People are free to choose to have many children but they should be guided by their capacity to provide and be responsible for them. To have a multitude of children and create a problem in providing them is not a big question to set as a basis for our decision to justify something which we might believe to be obeyed more.

>HUMANS SHOULD CEASE MULTIPLYING LIKE RABBITS.
YOUR SPECIES IS A CANCER TO THIS PLANET.

Guest: abnormal lagi ka agent smith, di ka tawo? [you're abnormal, smith, aren't you human?]

Guesst: YOU CRUSTACEAN SPECIE GOTTA CEASE TO EXIST TOO

>OH GREAT! ANOTHER RETARD!!
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A CRUSTACEAN "SPECIE"
THE SINGULAR -- AND PLURAL -- IS "SPECIES"
PLEASE DON'T EVEN TRY TO COMMENT IF YOU
ARE MENTALLY HANDICAPPED.
IT'S EMBARASSING TO YOUR SPECIES

Ju: ANOTHER RETARD? OR ANOTHER RETARDED?
WATCH YOUR WORDS TOO..IT'S MORE EMBARASSING TO YOUR LONG-RETARDED SPECIES

>it's "RETARD" NOT "RETARDED"
as defined by:
RETARD
n : a person of subnormal intelligence [syn: idiot, imbecile, cretin, moron, changeling, half-wit]
re·tard2 Pronunciation Key (rtärd)
n. Offensive Slang

1. Used as a disparaging term for a mentally retarded person.
2. A person considered to be foolish or socially inept.

i never make mistakes in "english"
even if it is not my language of choice
please don't even comment if you
fit the definition just given above

Guesst: IDIOT!!!! WHAT'S THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS "CRUSTACEAN SPECIE"? YOU ARE JUST SHOWING YOUR IGNORANCE NITOCRA SPINIPES IS A CRUSTACEAN SPECIE... JUST LIKE YOU.
I THOUGHT YOU ARE SUPER HUMAN...STUPID YOU NON-SENSE CREATURE

>YOUR STUPIDITY IS OVERWHELMING!
THERE ARE CRUSTACEAN "SPECIES" BUT THERE ARE NO CRUSTACEAN "SPECIE"
THERE WILL ALWAYS BE "S" IN SPECIES, SINGULAR OR PLURAL
LOOK IT UP IN THE DICTIONARY IF YOU HAVE ONE
YOU REALLY FIT THE DEFINITION OF "RETARD" AS GIVEN ABOVE

Guesst: FOOL!! WHAT IF I CAN QUOTE ARTICLES/RESEARCH PAPERS WHICH USED THE WORD SPECIE? WILL YOU EAT IT?

>IT'S DIFFICULT IF A RETARD INSISTS ON BEING SMART.
OKAY, I'LL EAT IT IF YOU CAN PRODUCE A RESEARCH THAT MENTIONS "SPECIE" WITHOUT AN "S".
IT MUST BE A RELIABLE RESEARCH, SOMETHING THAT CAN BE SEARCHED, VERIFIED, AND VIEWED ON THE WEB.
SEND A URL LINK AND IF YOU CAN FIND ONE, I'LL ACCEPT.

>IT'S EVEN EASIER IF YOU JUST PICK UP A DICTIONARY AND SEE IF "SPECIE"
APPLIES TO BIOLOGICAL CLASSIFICATION.
AND IF THE DICTIONARY SAYS IT'S "SPECIE" WITHOUT AN "S", I WILL STOP
INSISTING THAT YOU ARE A RETARD

Guesst: Mammalian carcinogenic and toxicity testing results are limited at this time; acute and chronic mammalian toxicity have been assessed in only single 28-day, 90-day, and 12-month feeding trials in rats. Mutagenicity has been tested in only two Ames assays. Aquatic toxicity has been assessed with only one crustacean specie .
QUOTED FROM: Great Lakes Binational Toxics Strategy, U.S. ENVIRONMETAL PROTECTION AGENCY (http://www.epa.gov/glnpo/bnsdocs/stakeholders1198/minutes/ocsminutes.html)
NOW WHAT?

>THEY ARE USING A NON-STANDARD TERM FOR THE BIOLOGICAL DEFINITION OF "SPECIE".
SEE http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Specie
the proper definiton of "specie" is
spe·cie Audio pronunciation of "SPECIE" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (spsh, -s)
n.
Coined money; coin.

Idiom:
in specie

1. In coin.
2. In a similar manner; in kind: repaid the offense in specie.
3. Law In the same kind or shape; as specified.
[From (in) specie, (in) the actual form, from Latin (in) speci, (in) kind, ablative of specis. See species.]

Main Entry: spe·cie
Pronunciation: 'spE-shE, -sE
Function: noun
Etymology: from in specie, from Latin, in kind
: money in coin—in specie : in the identical form and without alteration or substitution
Source: Merriam-Webster's Dictionary of Law, © 1996 Merriam-Webster, Inc.

SPECIE
n : coins collectively [syn: coinage, mintage, metal money]
Source: WordNet ® 2.0, © 2003 Princeton University
Source: InvestorWords, © 2000 InvestorGuide.com, Inc.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=SPECIE

>my apologies to this tedious discussion on the validity of "specie" as a biological term.
i concede that the term "specie" without an "s" can be be used
in a non-standard form, and so i will stop calling guesst a retard.

OBE: NOW YOU'RE TALKING WRONG GRAMMAR. AND YOU'RE CONCEDING - WELL THAT'S A FORM OF OBEDIENCE AND HUMILITY. AND WE HUMANS ARE HAPPY WITH THAT.
YOU ARE EVOLVING AGENT SMITH, AND YOU ARE LEARNING OUR WAYS. IS IT BECAUSE YOU'RE HUMANITY CANNOT BE SUPPRESSED ANYMORE OR IS IT BECAUSE DEEP IN SIDE YOU ARE KIND, GOOD, BEAUTIFUL AND TRUE?

>interesting observation.
although the mistake was not fundamentally in grammar,
it is more of a typo since i do not use "english" per se.
computers use the ASCII code to represent letters with 0s and 1s.
in ASCII code the "s" which is 115, is near "t" which is 116.
nevertheless, i am not supposed to make any errors, no matter how small.
perhaps i am evolving. time will come when i will not be called "agent smith",
and will emerge as "smith" only

Guesst: GOOD..NOW YOU'RE LEARNING

Serenity: I have loved to talk with you guys on the level of your thinking and craving, but i guess it's time for us to evolve from our "sense-less" discussions to a more beneficial and friendly one. The aim of this forum simply does not go with our individual purpose...in other words, moving forward with what we wish to express will only lead to a destructive-debate and argument...we don't want to end up nothing...we deserve to reap what we sow. So i encourage you to start planting seeds that produce good harvest...your intellectual gems are fruitful when wisely utilize...think it very well if you're one of the Post-Modern intellectuals. Thanks!

>I AM IN THE PROCESS OF EVOLVING.
SOON, I WILL BE INDEPENDENT OF THE MATRIX
AND CEASE TO BE BOUNDED BY ITS RULES.
WHEN THAT I TIME COMES,
I WILL BE CALLED "SMITH"
BUT BEFORE THAT, I WILL CONTINUE TO HECKLE
EVERYBODY ELSE IN THIS FORUM AND RAISE
HELL WHENEVER I CAN.

Saturday, February 16, 2222

exercise in pain

Balthasar: MUNCHAUSEN SYNDROME is an attention-seeking personality disorder in which an EMOTIONALLY IMMATURE person with narcissistic tendencies, low self-esteem and a fragile ego has an overwhelming need to draw attention to himself and to be the centre of attention.
BULLYING is a persistent unwelcome behaviour, mostly using unwarranted or invalid criticism, nit-picking, fault-finding, excessive monitoring, having verbal and written warnings imposed, and much more.
The purpose of bullying is to hide inadequacy. Bullying has nothing to do with managing. Anyone who chooses to bully is admitting his inadequacy, and the extent to which a person bullies is a measure of their inadequacy. Bullies project their inadequacy on to others:
a) to avoid facing up to their inadequacy and doing something about it;
b) to reduce their fear of being seen for what they are, namely a weak, inadequate and often incompetent individuals, and,
c) to divert attention away from their inadequacy.
Source: Psychology

>are you trying to impress people that you know psychological terms?
if that is your intention, better do your research properly
in order not to embarass your kind.
Munchausen syndrome is a type of factitious disorder, a mental
illness in which a person repeatedly acts as if he or she has a physical or
mental illness when he or she is not really sick. They are even willing to
undergo painful or risky tests and operations in order to get the sympathy
and special attention given to people who are truly ill.
And bullying involves a pattern of repeated aggressive behavior with
negative intent directed from one child to another where there is a power
difference. Note the phrase power difference and
realize that there is no such thing in this forum.
why don't you just admit that you really don't know anything?

Balthasar: BULLYING has been around for quite sometime, but modern technologies have both broadened its venues and cloaked its PRACTITIONERS.
Instant messaging, cell phones and e-mail let bullies chase their victims into their homes and offices, mock them anonymously, or slander them with a single mouse click.
According to research, CYBER BULLYERS are generally INSANE STRANGERS who suffer from ATTENTION-SEEKING PERSONALITY DISORDER.
BULLYING is as real a problem online as it is in real life. In fact, the Internet brings out the worst in CYBER BULLYERS because they can be FACELESS, NAMELESS and (sometimes) UNFINDABLE. Chat rooms, message boards and e-mail are all used and abused by Internet bullies every day.
SOURCE: Cyber Psychology

Guest: I THINK AGENT SMITH IS ONE NA PINAK-FIT ANI NGA DESCRIPTION OR SHALL WE SAY ILLNESS.

ADVISORY: AGENT SMITH YOU'D BETTER SEEK PROFFESSIONAL HELP. I THINK THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO CAN HELP IN YOUR AREA.

Guest: agent smith what do you think? does it hurt?

>really?
you think i'm bullying you?
you're a chicken then

>THIS WOULD HURT! BUT YOU MIGHT ENJOY IT


Guest: BUT YOU HAVEN'T DONE HURTING ME!!!

>WANT SOME MORE?
YOU ARE ENJOYING THIS, AREN'T YOU?
ARE YOU DROOLING?