Monday, February 18, 2222

exchanging insults

Guest: WE NEED A STRONG LEADER.
we need a leader who will do what is right, and not what is popular.
true leaders that focus not on what is popular but on what is right, and instead of taking comfort in the placid present, act to move the world forward.
we need someone who can whip our asses if they need whipping.
someone who will put us in line and in our places, instead of appeasing our whims for popularity's sake.
WE ARE LOST SHEEP, AND WOLVES ABOUND. WE NEED A SHEPHERD TO LEAD THE WAY.


Guest: YES, YOU ARE RIGHT.
BUT IT WOULD BE BEST IF YOU BECOME ONE.


Guest: You too.

Payude: yes, all of us. tha most effective way to find a leader is to start making yourself as one.

Guest: I think what we need is our commitment to truly deliver our respective services in the local government that promote the spirit of transparency, accountability, participatory and good governance

Guest: O, gud! Corruption prevails because of eroded Character. That's fundamental. So to start, it Character spark in your heart - our ticket to peace and prosperity.


>stupid hopes.
all you will ever be is what you are right now.
pathetic, incompetent, lazy people.
you got what you deserved.
a society that is pathetic, incompetent, and going down the drain

Guest: IS THAT POSSIBLE? IT IS EASIER TO BLAME THAN TO ASSERT ONES' RESPONSIBILITIES

>HOW? THERE IS NOTHING YOU PEOPLE CAN DO.
YOU ARE A DOOMED PEOPLE, A DOOMED COUNTRY, A DOOMED SOCIETY.
NO HOPE ON YOUR LEADERS, AND NO HOPE ON YOU AS INDIVIDUALS.


Friend: Look at yourself? while you are pointing 1 finger to others, 4 are pointing at you. nakadulot ba ang character first nimo? [did the lessons of character first sink in?] my friend, you cannot change others..except yourself.

Guest: i don't believe in your quotation agent smith and if you think you are like that don't push other people to be like you. we are not like who are those very pissimistic in this kind of situation that we are facing right now. i believe that there is still hope waiting ahead of us.
I believe that there is a concrete reason why is this happening. and i always believe that there is always a positive solution to every existing problems. MIND YOU!


Guest: dili na quotation ni agent smith oy! original na niya... [agent smith did not quote that! it's originally his...]


>at least there are a few islands of intelligence amidst an ocean of idiots


Guest: Unsay Original Kinopya ra na nya na sa libro oi... unsa guy nabal.an anang agent smith... [what do you mean "original", he just copied that from a book... agent smith does not know anything...] He is the most idiot person i've ever known... And he is just showing his idiocy...

>the most idiot? wrong grammar!
you are obviously deep in the ocean.

Guest: it truly shows your truly an idiot and a gay in the neighborhood

>wrong grammar again!
you must be retarded, in which case no amount of correction can compensate for your deficiency in brain matter.
or you are a loser, which might explain your out of topic comments.
either way, retard or loser, it definitely runs in your genes.

Gayst?: WHAT? AGENT SMITH IS GAY? UMMMMMMMMM.....IT'S POSSIBLE.....

Guest: AGENT SMITH, JUST WANNA ASK. ARE U GAY? PLEASE ANSWER STRAIGHTFORWARD.

>WHAT MADE YOU THINK I'M MALE, IN THE FIRST PLACE?
TYPICAL HUMAN ASSUMPTION (WITHOUT THE PROPER BACKUP OF LOGICAL PROOF).
JUST BECAUSE MY CHARACTER IN THE MOVIE "THE MATRIX" IS MALE, YOU STUPIDLY ASSUMED I'M ALSO MALE, IN THE ABSENCE OF LOGICAL REASONING.
OF COURSE, THAT IS TO BE EXPECTED OF YOUR LITTLE BRAIN (AND EVEN SMALLER D*CK).
plus, you're grammar is wrong yet again!!
jeez!!! aren't you ashamed to broadcast to the world your mental handicap?


Pee: Yes he is gay. A closeted one. Remember the picture he posted at "Oust Gloria or NoT?" Those two white men in tight shorts? White men tickle his fancy. But I think he is coming out soon. Posting such a picture is a good indicator. Let us be nice to him for he never had a happy childhood. His parents think that homosexuality is an embarassment, that's why he opted to hide inside the closet.
Miserable. That's a perfect description of how he lives his life, living inside a self-made closet where you can never see anything or anybody for it's too dark inside.
In the confines of his self-made world, he pretends to be the absolute ruler. Haven't you noticed why he speaks/writes as if he is the only one who has the authority to make a statement? Remember how many times he uses the words retardate, idiot and loser? Those are the words that his parents kept on telling him at home. Smith uses up everything he can think of in the net (pretending to be the best, etc) simply because he can't do it in real life. Because in real life, he is a lamer. Mr. Smith, the closeted queen, (who keeps on using the phrase "wrong grammar when he actually means incorrect sentence construction) suffered a lot of indignation and mental anguish in his youth.
Agent Smith has had enough already. He needs a shrink. So friends, lets be nice to him. If he finally comes out, let's welcome him with open arms and enlist him in The Great Federation. For a start I'd say, "Its a beautiful world outside Smith.....please come out now..I'm willing to help you"...and may I add this cliche'.."It's really IN to be OUT"!!!

Guest: YOU ARE RIGHT! HE IS TRULY MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY HANDICAPPED AND SHE WANTED TO PROVE TO THE WHOLE WORLD THAT HE IS THE MOST INTELLIGENT IN WHICH SHE IS NOT...

Guest: I think it is highly unlikely for a woman or female to use such name as "Agent Smith" or post Matrix pictures, except perhaps if she is a T-Bird. It is very unusual also for a real male to use words as "wrong grammar" or "retardate" or "loser". Smith's choice of words is suspicious.


>ARE YOU TRYING TO PSYCHOANALYZE HERE? WOW, THAT'S A HUGE STEP FOR SOMEONE WITH DOWN'S SYNDROME.
AND SINCE YOU INSIST ON CONNECTING THE BIKERS' PICTURE WITH HOMOSEXUALITY, IT'S MORE PROBABLE THAT YOU ARE GAY!
HAVEN'T YOU THINK ABOUT THAT POSSIBILITY?
TO OTHERS IT WOULD JUST BE A PICTURE.
BUT TO YOU, YES YOU, IT IS A SIGN!
A SIGN OF HOMOSEXUAL TENDENCIES!
I BET IT TICKLED YOU IN DARK PLACES WHEN YOU LOOKED AT THAT PICTURE. I BET YOU ARE PEEKING AT IT TIME AND AGAIN.
AND WHEN YOU LOOK AT THAT PICTURE, I BET YOUR EYES WANDER AND IGNORE THE BIKES, THE HELMETS, THE UNIFORMS.
I KNOW WHERE YOUR EYES FOCUS WHEN YOU LOOK AT THAT PICTURE!
IT TICKLES YOU, RIGHT?
IT TICKLES YOU IN PLACES WHERE YOU LIKE TO BE TICKLED...


Guest: I THINK WE ARE TALKING TO A MOST SELF-CENTERED PERSON WHO'S TRYING TO BRING US ALL TO THE MOST UNDESIRABLE WORLD OF IDIOT COMMUNITY. IMAGINE SHE'S PUSHING US TO BE OUT OF THE TOPIC...
PEPS LETS GO BACK TO THE MAIN TOPIC AND LET US ALL IGNORE THE MOST SELF-CENTERED, MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY RETARDED INDIVIDUAL...
IGNORE WHATEVER HE/SHE POST IN THIS FORUM... KULANG RA NA SA PANSIN NGA INDIVIDUAL... [that individual just lacks attention]

Pee: So, the foul-mouthed, closeted fag is back!
Actually Smith, you dont have to try too hard to be noticed when all you wanted is same-S affection. All you need to do is to get out of your closet and let go of your self! August is the best time to let your hair down, sans ribbons and colorful hair pins. It's the perfect moment to shout "fabulous"! Should you decide not to seek professional attention, you can try aroma therapy, using the perfect blend of essential oils of lavender, lemongrass and honey.


>AND THE HTML-ILLITERATE, FAG-OBSESSED, RETARDS ARE BACK.
FIRST, LEARN HOW TO "QUOTE" PROPERLY. BASIC HTML LITERACY IS PROBABLY OUT OF YOUR MENTAL CAPACITY ANYWAY, SO DON'T BOTHER.
NEXT, REALIZE THAT YOU ARE THE ONE WHO INSISTS ON ME BEING FAG, WHICH YOU DO FOR ANY AMOUNT OF REASON YOU CAN FIND.
WHICH MEANS YOU ARE OBESSED WITH ME BEING A FAG. WHICH MEANS YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH HOMOSEXUALITY (OTHERWISE, YOU COULD HAVE OBSESSED WITH ME BEING A PSYCOPATH).
BUT NO, YOU NEED ME TO BE A FAG, EVEN THOUGH THERE ARE A MILLION OTHER THINGS I COULD BE.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU WANT TO THINK ABOUT FAGS.
YOU PROBABLY DREAM ABOUT THEM DURING COLD NIGHTS.
YOU PROBABLY TOUCH YOURSELF TOO WHILE DREAMING, DURING THOSE COLD NIGHTS.
YOU DREAM OF THEM, THE FAGS, ALL THE TIME... RIGHT?
AND YOU ALWAYS FEEL A TINGLING SENSATION, AN ITCH THAT YOU CANNOT SCRATCH.
AN ITCH THAT ONLY A FAG CAN SCRATCH.
IN PLACES THAT ARE DARK AND SMELLY


Guest: Yes Smith, I admit I am HTML-Illiterate. But HTML is not the real world. Im very much happy living in the real one for I never dreamt of becoming HTML wannabe. But you know what? You perfectly remind me of that guy who figures in a suspension brouhaha. His personality is so odd yet amusing. Dont lose your cool Smith..Your poise.........ikaw din.... [you too...]


>BUT YOU CAREFULLY VEERED FROM THE "DARK AND SMELLY" PART OF THE REPLY.
IT JUST HIT THE RIGHT PART, I BET.
AND YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT A "GUY IN SUSPENSION BROUHAHA".
THAT'S INTERESTING.
FIRST, AN OBSSESION OF FAGS. THEN SIDE-STEPPING AN ISSUE OF "DARK AND SMELLY".
THEN TALKING ABOUT SOME "GUY".
I WON'T JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS HERE, BUT THERE MUST BE SOMETHING GOING ON IN YOUR MIND THAT CAUSES YOU TO ACT THIS WAY.
DOES IT INVOLVE PARTS OF YOUR BODY THAT NEVER SEES THE LIGHT?
DOES IT INVOLVE TINGLING SENSATIONS THAT ONLY SOMEONE CAN ALLEVIATE?
DOES IT INVOLVE SOMETHINGS THAT ARE SOFT AND HARD AND SMELLY AND TITILLATING?
YOU MUST BE THINKING ABOUT THOSE THINGS ALL THE TIME.
ALL THE TIME, ESPECIALLY DURING YOUR LONELY TIMES.